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At work, I went to use one of the urinals just a few minutes ago and this guy comes up right next to me in the nearest urinal. He drops his pants to his ankles and then proceeds to use the restroom. Isn't this what children do? I'm pretty sure this is not the norm for adult males.
redwildebeast
06-27-2007, 05:29 PM
i can honestly say that has never happened to me. i have seen drunk guy that didnt quite get 'it' all the way out and end up a little wet but never seen one drop em all the way down. that is wierd. maybe he wanted you to check out his ass. lol
darkjedi
06-27-2007, 06:05 PM
First of all, man law states that if there are two individuals and three urinals in a restroom, he MUST use the urinal opposite of you. This of course is dependent on you using an end urinal which man law states you should always do. Only when the bookmark urinals are occupied may you begin to work your way to the middle.
So says man law.
Scooby214
06-27-2007, 06:07 PM
First of all, man law states that if there are two individuals and three urinals in a restroom, he MUST use the urinal opposite of you. This of course is dependent on you using an end urinal which man law states you should always do. Only when the bookmark urinals are occupied may you begin to work your way to the middle.
So says man law.
Those are words to live by. I still have to remind my young son of these things from time to time.
darkjedi
06-27-2007, 06:14 PM
Those are words to live by. I still have to remind my young son of these things from time to time.
Man laws are not things to ignore. These rules and policies are set forth by the man law council worldwide and they are there to benefit us in our daily activities to make sure that we ensure the continued success and prosperous future of the male being.
Long live the man law council.
milkbone98
06-28-2007, 11:02 PM
Its a subsection in the rule book I believe, IIRC its just before the attending a movie and leaving the "We are not a couple" seat between yourself and your friend lol. Maybe Article One, paragraph 4?:p
CSI_Nut
06-28-2007, 11:30 PM
Keep in mind I don't have enough testosterone to qualify as an authority on man-law.... But for a different perspective, could this have been the co-worker's way of letting you know he had "feelings" for you? Did you look? LOL!
ikuma3
06-29-2007, 01:50 PM
I saw a guy at the mirage who dropped his pants to his ankles to take a leak. The bathroom was crowded as hell. The guy lost a bet and everyone in the bathroom was laughing.
dsigma6
06-29-2007, 02:14 PM
Did he touch you?
darkjedi
06-29-2007, 03:35 PM
Its a subsection in the rule book I believe, IIRC its just before the attending a movie and leaving the "We are not a couple" seat between yourself and your friend lol. Maybe Article One, paragraph 4?:p
I believe this subsection is accurate. I'll crack open the guidebook handed down to me from my father who received it from his father and I'll double check accuracy but I believe you are right on the money.
milkbone98
06-29-2007, 03:59 PM
I believe this subsection is accurate. I'll crack open the guidebook handed down to me from my father who received it from his father and I'll double check accuracy but I believe you are right on the money.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b77/milkbone98/Sig%20gifs/2a1bfba3.gif To bad there isnt a real one, ya know, for the masses. I count myself fortunate that I have a Father that took the time to explain life's little idiosyncrasies :)
~Evil~|~Steg~
07-02-2007, 08:10 PM
that situation reminds me of south park, little butters does the exact same thing.lol did the guy start singing the pee pee song while he was pissing? lol if so then he must have been a realative of butters. "Its The Butters Show"..."Hey Thats ME!!!!" gotta love south park though. i think its ppl like the one u described, is what gives trey and matt their influence to write comedy like that.
Keep in mind I don't have enough testosterone to qualify as an authority on man-law.... But for a different perspective, could this have been the co-worker's way of letting you know he had "feelings" for you? Did you look? LOL!
I sure hope he doesn't have feelings for me. I haven't seen him since that one time.
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