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darkjedi
06-24-2007, 11:56 AM
I'm going to make this thread to keep count of how many customers come into the store today complaining that their phone won't power on and I turn it on without ANYTHING other than the power key.

NO:

battery pulling, new battery, charger, charging etc...

I've been open for 55 minutes and the count is 2
chokaay
06-24-2007, 12:28 PM
LOL! Make sure you tell them to go to www.t-mobilesignal.com if they have any more questions... that way they won't go to your store anymore! :D
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 12:53 PM
Right now I am arguing with a customer who is "sure" that she read an article that clearly was written from a newspaper on mars that att and t-mobile had merged?!

I want some of what shes been smoking.
chokaay
06-24-2007, 12:56 PM
Right now I am arguing with a customer who is "sure" that she read an article that clearly was written from a newspaper on mars that att and t-mobile had merged?!

I want some of what shes been smoking.


Hahhahaha... maybe it's an article from the future... where T-mobile holds 51%+ of the company... ;)
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 01:03 PM
Hahhahaha... maybe it's an article from the future... where T-mobile holds 51%+ of the company... ;)

Delusional lady, I should have asked her who killed Kennedy.
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 01:44 PM
Didn't Jimmy Hoffa kill Kennedy?


No it was the aliens.
CSI_Nut
06-24-2007, 02:16 PM
No it was the aliens.

You're both wrong - it was a conspiracy between Jackie O and Lyndon B! ;-) Which store are you in, darkjedi? Maybe I'll stop by and be your intelligent customer for the week sometime...
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 02:25 PM
You're both wrong - it was a conspiracy between Jackie O and Lyndon B! ;-) Which store are you in, darkjedi? Maybe I'll stop by and be your intelligent customer for the week sometime...

I'm somewhere in Chicago....somewhere over the rainbow sky!!!

I think it was a conspiracy between the grassy knoll and the book depository. The knoll got more shade so it was jealous.
CSI_Nut
06-24-2007, 02:30 PM
I'm somewhere in Chicago....somewhere over the rainbow sky!!!

I think it was a conspiracy between the grassy knoll and the book depository. The knoll got more shade so it was jealous.

Ya, that rainbow sky narrows it down a bit doesn't it? Seeing as how there's only 3+ million people in the windy city, LOL!

Jackie and Lyndon were the only 2 people in the world who stood to benefit. My dad used to say Lyndon was the only person in the world who stood to benefit from JFK's death, but personally I think Jackie needed a little liberating too.
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 03:06 PM
Ya, that rainbow sky narrows it down a bit doesn't it? Seeing as how there's only 3+ million people in the windy city, LOL!

Jackie and Lyndon were the only 2 people in the world who stood to benefit. My dad used to say Lyndon was the only person in the world who stood to benefit from JFK's death, but personally I think Jackie needed a little liberating too.

I can't imagine it was easy for her to be apart of Camelot. I just bought my dad a book for fathers day, some 1400 pages of it by an author whose name escapes me who came to the conclusion that Oswald acted alone. On the flip side a few months ago remember the guy who on his deathbed, the former cia spy who supposedly confessed the entire secrets of the assassination plot?
CSI_Nut
06-24-2007, 03:11 PM
I totally missed the CIA spy confession! It would have been so heartbreaking to be either Jackie or Diana and have entered into those relationships honestly. Wouldn't have been so bad if they'd been as jaded and worldly-wise as the families they were marrying into. Sigh... The romantic in me I guess...
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 03:28 PM
I totally missed the CIA spy confession! It would have been so heartbreaking to be either Jackie or Diana and have entered into those relationships honestly. Wouldn't have been so bad if they'd been as jaded and worldly-wise as the families they were marrying into. Sigh... The romantic in me I guess...

What kind of preparation can be given to people before marrying into such a family or such a position. Wife to a President, future Queen, I can't imagine the pain, the joy, the agony, the trepidation that comes with such a position, such responsibility.
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 03:32 PM
Google

E. Howard Hunt.
CSI_Nut
06-24-2007, 03:34 PM
What kind of preparation can be given to people before marrying into such a family or such a position. Wife to a President, future Queen, I can't imagine the pain, the joy, the agony, the trepidation that comes with such a position, such responsibility.

Hehe! Well, I know for sure I'll never know! ;-)
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 03:52 PM
Hehe! Well, I know for sure I'll never know! ;-)

I researched my lineage for a report in college and I found out that my ancestors were land Barons....too bad the money didn't last through oh a few hundred years.
djdanska
06-24-2007, 03:57 PM
I'm somewhere in Chicago....somewhere over the rainbow sky!!!Lakeview/boystown? (Oh, i couldn't resist!) :D
darkjedi
06-24-2007, 04:41 PM
Lakeview/boystown? (Oh, i couldn't resist!) :D

No but lakeview is on my list of places to look for an apartment! That and old town.
anfrey
06-24-2007, 05:34 PM
hey jedi, i'm gonna be up in the city in a couple of weeks...maybe i'll see you around, even though there are a crapload of tmo stores in chicago...
djdanska
06-24-2007, 11:32 PM
No but lakeview is on my list of places to look for an apartment! That and old town.I like andersonville. A bit of a drive from dupage county though! (I like to go to Ann Sathers and screenz)
darkjedi
06-25-2007, 01:34 AM
I may just tell you guys where to come visit, I know everyone is going to by laughing hysterically when they see me pimping my robe on Wednesday!

AT LEAST, I get to wear jeans underneath! THANKFULLY!!!
CSI_Nut
06-25-2007, 09:32 AM
I may just tell you guys where to come visit, I know everyone is going to by laughing hysterically when they see me pimping my robe on Wednesday!

AT LEAST, I get to wear jeans underneath! THANKFULLY!!!

Oh please please please, PM me if you can't say it out loud! ;)
darkjedi
06-25-2007, 11:40 AM
Oh please please please, PM me if you can't say it out loud! ;)

Oh please oh please tell me you are female!
chokaay
06-25-2007, 12:43 PM
I may just tell you guys where to come visit, I know everyone is going to by laughing hysterically when they see me pimping my robe on Wednesday!

AT LEAST, I get to wear jeans underneath! THANKFULLY!!!


Please wear a shirt too... :eek:

:p:D
darkjedi
06-25-2007, 12:49 PM
Please wear a shirt too... :eek:

:p:D

I'm thinking about doing a long underwear look. I have no reason to believe that I will get away with it for more than a few steps inside the store but it would be fun to see the look on everyones face when I walk in like that.

OR

I was thinking about doing a smoke jacket and having two of my girlfriends come and escort me into the store...bring a few of my cubans with me and smoke them on my break! haha
chokaay
06-25-2007, 01:58 PM
I'm thinking about doing a long underwear look. I have no reason to believe that I will get away with it for more than a few steps inside the store but it would be fun to see the look on everyones face when I walk in like that.

OR

I was thinking about doing a smoke jacket and having two of my girlfriends come and escort me into the store...bring a few of my cubans with me and smoke them on my break! haha



LOL!!! You may NOT want to do that last one... your employer might think you're being paid TOO MUCH! ;)
CSI_Nut
06-25-2007, 04:31 PM
Oh please oh please tell me you are female!

I'll tell if you'll tell, LOL! (shhhh.... yes, I'm female....)
darkjedi
06-25-2007, 05:05 PM
LOL!!! You may NOT want to do that last one... your employer might think you're being paid TOO MUCH! ;)

Now I think the Hugh Hefner look would be a hit!!