Can anyone relate?

[pokerstorm]

My friends have labeled me a "germaphobe" but I think they are crazy. :eek: We were having a debate about putting toilet paper on the toilet seat before sitting down. Does anyone else always put toilet paper down on the toilet seat in public restrooms (work, school, restaurants)? I do religiously. I think it's gross to just sit on the toilet without wiping it down with toilet paper and then laying down toilet paper on the seat.

Hopefully, I haven't offended anyone. I'm just curious if I'm weird or not.

[redwildebeast]

i try my hardest not to have to sit down. ie hold it in. but when i gotta sit i always use TP or the rings that some places have. do you know how many diseases you can get from sitting on a tiolet. not to mention crabs too. i wouldnt consider that a germaphobe. i would consider that smart.

[Inuyasha]

i try my hardest not to have to sit down. ie hold it in. but when i gotta sit i always use TP or the rings that some places have. do you know how many diseases you can get from sitting on a tiolet. not to mention crabs too. i wouldnt consider that a germaphobe. i would consider that smart.

I completely agree with that. I do the same thing. You should hear the thing my dad hears people talk about at one of his jobs. You'd do it every time, too.

[SoMuch2S@y]

This reminds me of when I used to go shopping with my great-grandmother when I was young, we would go into separate stalls and she would ALWAYS badger me to put tp down on the seat. I used to try and be a rebel and say "yah grandma, I put some down" but I really hadn't!! I was a pretty gross kid! I hated taking baths too! I used to sit in the bathroom with the water running for 10 minutes and come out like I had taken a bath. Oh and sometimes I lied about brushing my teeth!! God, looking back, I was so gross!! :p

[mth785]

If I can't see anything visible on the toilet seat then I don't worry about it. There are more germs on that door handle you touch when leaving than there are on most toilet seats.

[dsigma6]

I tend to laugh when people walk into the restroom at work and go immediately for the toilet seat cover/paper dispenser. People should be putting this stuff down on their desks.

[darkjedi]

Let me say this...remember Finch from American Pie who wouldn't use anything other than his home bathroom. Thats me...I'll hold it, I'll bring immodium to work and suck it down life coffee before I'll use the toilet at work, restaurant, mall etc. I know what happens when I do other stuff in there, lets face it, men and our aim.

[Alex]

Let me say this...remember Finch from American Pie who wouldn't use anything other than his home bathroom. Thats me...I'll hold it, I'll bring immodium to work and suck it down life coffee before I'll use the toilet at work, restaurant, mall etc. I know what happens when I do other stuff in there, lets face it, men and our aim.


LOL...."men and our aim"...so true it's scary.

[terryjohnson16]

If I can't see anything visible on the toilet seat then I don't worry about it. There are more germs on that door handle you touch when leaving than there are on most toilet seats.

But come on. Thats your butt you are talking about. I put TP on the seat, and also I don't touch the doors with my bare hands.

[terryjohnson16]

Let me say this...remember Finch from American Pie who wouldn't use anything other than his home bathroom. Thats me...I'll hold it, I'll bring immodium to work and suck it down life coffee before I'll use the toilet at work, restaurant, mall etc. I know what happens when I do other stuff in there, lets face it, men and our aim.

LOL. I used to hear people say they train themselves to hold it til they get home. But, come on, sometimes you know you can't hold it, and you will burst.

[CSI_Nut]

There isn't anything at all wrong with men and their aim. They just need to remember to aim... And aim at the water, not the wall or the floor... :eek:

I always told my little boys in training to "make bubbles..."

[terryjohnson16]

There isn't anything at all wrong with men and their aim. They just need to remember to aim... And aim at the water, not the wall or the floor... :eek:

I always told my little boys in training to "make bubbles..."

LOL................

[darkjedi]

LOL...."men and our aim"...so true it's scary.

Isn't it though. Its quite sad how little time we take and what the advantage would be if we just took a moment and paid attention rather than just did our deed. Perhaps then they wouldn't that foul odor.

[redwildebeast]

i'll tell you why most men dont aim that well. because they are not the one that has to clean it up so why bother.

[ikuma3]

I usually put seat covers down.i also soap up paper towels to use when i'm done.

on occasion there have been times when i just rush in sit down and blow the mother F-er up.

[darkjedi]

I usually put seat covers down.i also soap up paper towels to use when i'm done.

on occasion there have been times when i just rush in sit down and blow the mother F-er up.

While I don't share your relationship with seat covers there have been times that I just couldn't wait, it just had to come.

Are we really having this conversation??? I can't imagine what our female members must be thinking and in that case, wheres your opinion ladies???

Seat up or down???

[ikuma3]

I take pictures of the huge ones and send them to buddies.

[redwildebeast]

ROTFLMFAO....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i nominate the previous post for post of the year.

[ikuma3]

sometimes i plug my ears so i don't hear myself fart.They get so loud with all the tile i surprise myself and i can't help but laugh. i don't want other people thinking there's some crazy guy in the stall.

bathroom humor is my weakness.

[darkjedi]

sometimes i plug my ears so i don't hear myself fart.They get so loud with all the tile i surprise myself and i can't help but laugh. i don't want other people thinking there's some crazy guy in the stall.

bathroom humor is my weakness.

You and Dave Barry.

[redwildebeast]

this thread has reminded me of a bathroom poem. i would like to present it to you all
****house Delights
****house delights are too many to name
from cuming to ****ting no 2 are the same
but the greatest of all, without a doubt
is the splash on my balls after the **** slips out.

[ikuma3]

that's a paralyzing moment when you feel public bathroom water shoot up your *******.

[redwildebeast]

so true my friend, so true

[darkjedi]

Wow....just wow. This conversation is taking a turn for the nasty!!!

My bathroom moments are personal. I do not discuss my bathroom prowess. Everything ends with a lighting of a match anyway.

[chokaay]

I can't believe this is the most active T-Mobile Signal thread of the day... :rolleyes:










LOL!!! :D

[ikuma3]

personal?

If I'm really proud of one I'll get a buddy to come check it out. If they don't I'll leave it there for them to find later.

They've done it to me too.

[redwildebeast]

im just tryin to get my post count up.......200 baby.......lol j/k
but seriously this is a needed convo. not many people get to converse about these types of things with the general masses very often

[redwildebeast]

personal?

If I'm really proud of one I'll get a buddy to come check it out. If they don't I'll leave it there for them to find later.

They've done it to me too.

i remember my days back in highschool football. we used to have a compitetion every day to see who could blast out the biggest terd and the ruunyist terd. great fun

[CSI_Nut]

Okay, somebody was asking what the ladies think. I don't speak for ALL ladies, but.....


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[ikuma3]

if you really want to get someone,lift the seat and sit on the edge of the porcelain. when it drops most of it will stay above water and the funk could gag a maggot.

[ikuma3]

Okay, somebody was asking what the ladies think. I don't speak for ALL ladies, but.....


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don't hold back sweetheart. tell us one of yours.

I knew a girl that farted and had to throw her panties out at the airport.

[redwildebeast]

never thought of that one.

[CSI_Nut]

don't hold back sweetheart. tell us one of yours.

I knew a girl that farted and had to throw her panties out at the airport.

Oh, I'm sorry, but for you poor weak-kneed men's sakes, I AM going to hold back. Trust me on this one....

I do have to say, though, that until today I thought my hubby was the only person in the universe who thought showing off one's "by-products" to the other innocent housemates was something to brag about! LMAO!

[darkjedi]

Wow...have we really stooped this low???

[redwildebeast]

believe it buddy

[ikuma3]

YouTube - Peter Griffin Out-Farts Michael Moore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqRGeVuGt2Q)

YouTube - Peter Covering His Farts By Coughing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlUY5kGktiU&mode=related&search=)

[Ellen]

Oh, I'm sorry, but for you poor weak-kneed men's sakes, I AM going to hold back. Trust me on this one....

I do have to say, though, that until today I thought my hubby was the only person in the universe who thought showing off one's "by-products" to the other innocent housemates was something to brag about! LMAO!

I was going to post a comment on here myself, but I'm going to use every bit of me Irish strength that I have and hold back!!! Men aren't really weak kneed, they are just wimps, plain and simple!! ;)

[CSI_Nut]

I was going to post a comment on here myself, but I'm going to use every bit of me Irish strength that I have and hold back!!! Men aren't really weak kneed, they are just wimps, plain and simple!! ;)

Princess, why do I have the feeling that you and I are on the same wave-length of things that we're holding back from these poor souls? :D

[redwildebeast]

dont hold back. let it all hang out...so to speak. show us what yall are really made of.

[christyxcore]

Um wow. This is a very....interesting......thread to say the least...

[ikuma3]

Um wow. This is a very....interesting......thread to say the least...

interesting because you find that you're not alone ? :D